We were infinite

flylikehermes:

dog: hello koi.
koi(s): HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!

dog: hello koi.

koi(s): HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!HELLO DOG!

me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.

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If this doesn’t brighten up your morning then I don’t know what will.

So much love for this.

regincredible:

lonestarlucas:

mathanielfitch:

Somewhere between ‘the normal’ and ‘the lean’

i am the large.

livin’ large whenever I hit up the gym. It sucks. :(